3/4 a Man

I got no money in my bank account
I’ll figure it out
my back is fucked I’m stressed I’m sore
I’m always in the dog house

should have told her I had feelings
but she figured it out
I never warned her I had issues
with my self doubt

and girl, these things don’t happen to a man
you got to know something, I don’t own a thing
I’m 3/4 a man why are you a fan?

I rolled down my window and
told a cyclist to fuck off
there was a million dollar bike lane on my left
he was being a toss

so I drove right by
gave him the bird with a victory honk
but then my car broke down
feeling like I lost

and girl, these things don’t happen to a man
you got to know something, I don’t own a thing
I’m 3/4 a man why are you a fan?

I’ll take you out on a date
because you’re looking fine
I said I’d buy you anything you like
even expensive wine

well the food was great
and I was hoping that you felt real spoilt
but you had to pay for it all
as they declined my cards

and girl, these things don’t happen to a man
you got to know something, I don’t own a thing
I’m 3/4 a man why are you a fan?

I showed the girl this song
and we had a laugh
she said i love it but I think you should add this next part
it should go…

Boy, those things don’t happen to a man
and it’s a shame, that you don’t own a thing
but you know, you’re my 3/4 man
baby I’m a fan
baby I’m a fan