Tinder

last night I got drunk and I downloaded tinder, swipe right, swipe right
and all the pretty girls never hit me back, oh well
at least you’re out of my life

you told me I was soft
I blame it on your lack of independence
just sponging off you parents
you said you needed someone strong
just don’t get confused with me being nice

by the sounds of it you need a bad boy
a man who’s got tats who reacts and hits back
well I guess I’ll never see you again
I’d like to thank you for the nice times that we shared but…

last night I got drunk and I downloaded tinder, swipe right, swipe right
and all the pretty girls never hit me back, oh well
at least you’re out of my life

I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there just trying to make sure

you made it out as if I had little intelligence
just because I don’t have a degree I’m not an idiot
don’t get me started on your political educate
or your lack of understanding for our cultural differences

you compared me to you ex
saying ‘his got a business’ and his 21
the same ex that was having sex with another girl, texting another girl

last night I got drunk and I downloaded tinder, swipe right, swipe right
and all the pretty girls never hit me back, oh well
at least you’re out of my life

I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there knocking at your door
I was always there just trying to make sure

If I had a picture with a G wagon I bet you’d swipe right then
or if I had a picture with a puppy would you want to be my friend?
which one are you 6 girls in your picture well played
doesn’t matter I was going to swipe right anyway

last night I got drunk and I downloaded tinder, swipe right, swipe right
and all the pretty girls never hit me back, oh well
at least you’re out of my life